Due to reasons non-technical and inexplicable, the couch hooligan was forced to budge from his abode and drag his large posterior across state borders. After the hesitant journey, the hooligan is back on the couch. The crap flinging is about ...
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I am Neo I wish Morpheus was at the Emirates stadium when Michael Laudrup’s super stylish Swansea side took on the apparently super-stylish Arsenal. The reason is that I believe the football scouts at Swansea are sharper than the ...
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Dressing Down What is it with Premier League players and their refusal to wear things as a sign of protest? Rio Ferdinand incurred the wrath of Sir Alex a few weeks earlier by not wearing the ‘kick racism out of ...
Read More »From Row Z with Love – 6 (the short tiki-taka edition)
* – “I can deal with sick chants – I just block them out,” insists Wenger. We all know how he suffers from selective blindess, never seeing any of his players committing fouls during matches. Well, I guess he has ...
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A Game of Two Cards This should shut every bugger up out there who claims that United keep getting favoured by referees at Old Trafford. Well, there you go. They get sympathy from the man in the middle even ...
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Hazard Zone Even if he were not a footballer, Eden Hazard would still be getting laid on a regular basis. Thanks to the coolest name in Belgium. Well, thanks to the coolest name in Europe. Had to stop at ...
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Thank you, Shelvy Without Jonjo Shelvy, Manchester United would have made Hillsborough look like a joke. That is how bad they were in the first 45. Suarez had his guns loaded, Gerrard had his sight set, and Sterling ...
Read More »A kick in the balls…
After a customary wait of around 15 minutes, and the usual rejection by around 10 auto drivers, I was finally offered a ride to my destination by Syed Dastagir Sardar. There was something uncharacteristic about him. It could ...
Read More »Bayern Munich 1 (3) – 1 (4) Chelsea – Blues Crowned European Champions!
Bayern Munich 1 (Muller 83) – Chelsea 1 (Drogba 88) – Scores tied after ET Penalty Shootout – Lahm (Bayern) – Scores 1-0 Mata (Chelsea) – Saved 1-0 Gomez (Bayern) – Scores 2-0 Luiz (Chelsea) – Scores 2-1 Neuer (Bayern) ...
Read More »Year of the Blues
Again it is the late English fight back which wins another trophy for another English team. This time it’s Chelsea who displayed brilliant skills and rode on the shoulders of their favourite son Didier Drogba to snatch the Champions League ...
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